lookin sharp and why people drink during the super bowl

hanging out in lexington again this weekend and while i was down there we went to dillard's
well they were having a 50% off sale, AND THEN they were taking an additional 40% off of select things
my ears perked up when i heard that and i immediately went down to look at suits and after much sifting through i found a really nice suit that is listed for 500$ but i got it for 150
woo!
and i got a Great tie to go with it too, so i was pretty happy with the whole thing
then we went to 'the pub' and ate and i tried a beer sampler (i know, it surprised me too) and found a beer that i wasn't completely disgusted by (talk about being surprised....)
sunday i went home and watched the super bowl (for the game even... it's almost like i'm channeling a real male or something) and came to a realization...
the reason overweight men always drink during the superbowl is they need the alcohol to thin their blood enough that they don't have a heart attack
so remember, beer can save your life